ionceproposedtoamop: Eternal Rest The Untold Chapter Deep under Erebor, the Lonely Mountain, lies Thorin II Oakenshield King under the Mountain. In the dark cavern no light shines but know this: in the depths under the mountain there is not one but three tombs. One, the largest and finest, had the sword named Orcrist laid upon it and inside lies the dwarf known as Thorin II Oakenshield who...
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help
laugh-addict: what if you’ve run into famous people before you knew they were famous?
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
zaynrand: IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
theyellowbrickroad: what doesnt kill you may cause bleeding or nausea
upgraders: upgraders: that feeling you get when you’re angry anger
pimientos-especiales: So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog. I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain. This movie takes place in the 1920s.
nexxious7: bloodyoathmate: Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Getting on your period right before a big event
1upincantsing: smileyrosieee: iwannabeahistorymaker: and you’re like So accurate it hurts I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past.. im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended
ryannxp: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad omfg
theimprobable-one: Huhuhu please! GOD if you can hear me!? REMOVE MY TRYPOPHOBIA! HUHUHUHU!!! What have i done wrong to have this?!
Person: Trypophobia isn't real. See? Look at the wasps hive.
Me: THROWS UP VOMITS
ROCKS BACK IN FORTH
CURLS UP INTO A BALL
COVERS MY EYES
Person: Oh come on you're just over reacting. The picture isn't too bad.
Me: PASSED OUT
So I learned that the uneasiness and ickiness I...
supraandtheprophet: Trypophobia oh my fucking God
arglist: “where are you going to college” “what do you want to go to college for” “have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
lyannaed: when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows (◕‿◕✿) when they start acting like they know more than you (⊙‿⊙✿)